I was seeking him for a father
Not only magnets but I could pry bar his shaft
Gluing my manhood to ze manhole
Like Peppy Le Pew would say
Hey hey hey "then we clash!"

I got my diddly spayed x 3
i got my diddly

She laughs about it
Spreaing infection if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
Highwater jumpsuits and raped ape
when am I getting it back!?

I got my diddly spayed x 3
I got my diddly

I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick, hear my fucking hate!?

I got my diddly spayed x 3
I got my diddly

And if you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning down-stream el rancho ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Billy just fuck me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
Homesick, abay aboard the love boat
Toni, Tenile, Sonny Bono, Charo had a nice set of lungs

I got my billy spayed
I got a little tail
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed

I don't know why
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a hey, hey, well you can't live

I got my diddly spayed (x6)
I got my diddly